Fatty

Fatty likes:

Eating

Getting between me and the keyboard when I'm typing

Shedding fur, twigs and pieces of the garden onto sofas, rugs etc.

Catching small rodents and leaving the bottom half behind, like trousers

Eating

Napping

Having long conversations

Eating

Fatty doesn't like:

Being called fat

Plumbers

Not getting enough attention

Seeing the bottom of his foodbowl

Being tickled on his tummy (ouch)

VISITING THE VET

Not getting enough attention

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